Ela

"Hey im Bob Flinkerstein! and im gonna be he next American idol....... i mean CANADIAN IDOL!" (starts singing Horibley) (Looks Around) "Wait a minute your not the Judges! this isnt Canadian Idol! where am i?!?"

(Walks by a table and see a Hat.) "Woah whats this..?" "Press this button to start the smart-Mo-Cap. Why not!"

(Presses button and puts on head)

"Ahhh Whats Happening! its like Rays are goign throgh my Veins and Brain! like its taking over my body!

(Look stunned.)

"Wow that Felt amazing! Did you know that 8962 x 663 = 5941806, DId you know that ________________ _______________________________, DID you know that if you call someone Over weight you get Slaped!

i feel so much smarter! I know where i am now im suppost tobe doing a Commercial For tusc. Since i didnt bring anything ill just do a commercial on this HAT! it Generated from the _______________________________________________ and is made fromt he FInest materical _________________________ witch is a ________________________________________________, _________________________________________, and last NUkeular Wast!

NO more forget where you are and what your name is! wth the Smart-Mo-Hat you will never forget anything EVER again.

the Smart-Mo-Hat Helps with Social Studiess,Science, Math, Ela and geting a Date (wink)..

"this Product is avaiable at Dallerama for 108 Dallers! PLus Tax! But wait if you Purtice The Smart-Mo-Cap now we will give you this _________________ Wait Wait! DONT LEAVE! ILL GIVE YOU MY HAND TOO! JUSt BUY THIS HAT!!!

(Smile)

Please call 222 2222, i repeat 222 2222 Great hats at a Great price. Why Wait! this Offer is Limited The ________ Wont last forever..... or will they..... I MEAN THERE NOT PLASTIC!! like The Chease Burgers at Mc DOnalds! Trust me i made them.. but you dont wanna know how i made them.

"Sitafecs INculde Super Powers, and Amazing Singing and Dancing Skills. Like me! oh and the hats only lasts 10 minutes... JUst intime to cheat of a test...... I MEAN I DIDNT USE THE HAT TO Cheat of my Social Studies Test..... Shhh Dont tell My teacher, it will be our lil secret kk, Good.

"Im Bob Flinkinstein and i do not look Not Fred Figglehorn :D. JUst BEcause i have his hair and i act like im 4, and i have his nose, and.... Omg do i look ike him :o AHH dont look at me! Buubyee!